英语笑话之奔跑的兔子


今儿,小编要给大家讲个笑话,这个笑话篇幅有点长,大家一定要有耐心地看哦。对了,这则英文(唯美的经典英文句子,关于爱情伤感的英文句子)冷笑话爱幽笑话大全之冷笑话的名字是:奔跑的兔子。结局有惊喜噢!一起来看看吧!



 




A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.





有一只小白兔快乐(形容快乐、高兴的句子,名人的快乐名言。)地奔跑在森林中, 在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿。小白兔看着长颈鹿说道:“长颈鹿我的朋友(关于朋友的名言名句子集),您为何要做这种事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧,您会感觉心情(伤感的句子说说心情,心情不好的句子,形容心情不好的句子,安慰心情不好的句子,表达心情的句子,关于心情的句子)舒畅(舒畅的名言,舒畅经典语录集锦)很多!”长颈鹿看看小白兔,又看看手里的大麻烟,把大麻烟向身后一扔,跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑。





Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.





后来它们遇到一只正准备吸食可卡因的大象,小白兔又对大象说:“大象我的朋友(关于朋友的名言名句子集),您为何要做这种事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我们一起在这片美丽的森林中奔跑吧,您会感觉好很多!”大象看看它们,又看看手中的可卡因,于是把可卡因向身后一扔,跟着小白兔和长颈鹿一起奔跑。





The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"





后来它们遇到一只正准备注射毒品的狮子,小白兔又对狮子说:“狮子我的朋友(关于朋友的名言名句子集),您为何要做这种事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我们一起在这片阳光明媚的森林中奔跑吧,您会感觉如此美好(祝福生活美好的句子,感恩的最美好的话)!”





The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"





狮子看看小白兔,放下手中的针筒,把小白兔猛揍了一顿。长颈鹿和大象被吓坏了,它们看着狮子问它:“狮子,您为何要打小白兔呢?它只是想要帮助我们大家啊!”





The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"





狮子回答:“这家伙每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑!”




 



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