英语笑话之英文小笑话五则带翻译


英文(唯美的经典英文句子,关于爱情伤感的英文句子)笑话(一)

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个小人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个小人物。干什么的?

-- 墓地守墓人。



英文(唯美的经典英文句子,关于爱情伤感的英文句子)笑话(二)

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老太婆在美国看望闺女回来不久,到一家市银行存闺女送给她的美元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。

这种做法让老太婆很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请您相信这些钞票。这都是真实的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”



英文(唯美的经典英文句子,关于爱情伤感的英文句子)笑话(三)

my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字

布朗夫人:哦,

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人:可是您该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”



英文(唯美的经典英文句子,关于爱情伤感的英文句子)笑话(四)

The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下

“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。

“我想让您坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说:“太太,我有三件事要对您说。第一,你的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果你要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,你的美貌将会改变。第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”



英文(唯美的经典英文句子,关于爱情伤感的英文句子)笑话(五)

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles,boys?

Nick: Yes,sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

Nick: Oh,sorry,sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”



体育老师:孩子们,您们见过男女混合双打吗?

尼克:见过,老师,经常见。就在昨儿夜里我还见过呢!

老师:那您给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

尼克:啊,对不起,老师。我爹爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”

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